Tell 'em They're Dreaming

Browsing property listings and wondering if anyone actually pays these prices? Tell 'em They're Dreaming is a free Chrome extension for Australian property hunters. Inspired by the 1997 Australian classic The Castle — where Darryl Kerrigan knew the value of a home better than any agent — this extension cuts through the fantasy pricing on realestate.com.au and domain.com.au. WHAT IT DOES ► Calculates your offer automatically Set a discount percentage (5%–50%) and the extension shows your offer price alongside every asking price — on search result cards and full listing pages. ► Calls out the marketing language Phrases like "renovator's delight," "cosy," "tightly held," "north-facing aspect" and "entertainer's dream" are annotated inline with what they actually mean. ► Reacts to every listing type No price listed? Contact Agent? Auction? Inspect only? The extension detects each scenario and responds with pointed commentary. ► Fully adjustable Slide the discount from a conservative 5% to an ambitious 50% depending on how the market is treating you. ► Works on both major Australian portals realestate.com.au and domain.com.au. WHAT IT DOESN'T DO ✗ Collect any data ✗ Track what you browse ✗ Send anything to any server ✗ Make you feel better about Sydney prices (that's beyond our scope) 100% private. Everything runs locally in your browser.