Slim Dashy

Will the real em dash please stand up? Slim Dashy watches your social media posts for em dashes — the telltale sign that AI wrote your post. When it catches one, you get an Eminem-themed warning banner, your laptop reads the warning out loud, and your lifetime "busted" count goes up. Works on LinkedIn, Twitter/X, Facebook, and Bluesky. Detects em dashes as you type, paste, or edit. Features: • Real-time em dash and en dash detection • Escalating warnings — more dashes means more drama • Text-to-speech shaming (your laptop literally calls you out) • Lifetime shame counter that persists across sessions • 10+ rotating Eminem-themed warning messages • Zero data collection — everything stays on your device Because nothing says "I pasted this from Claude" like three em dashes in a LinkedIn post.