SCATERNET

SCATERNET turns the entire web into a skatastrophe: 🎷 Every word becomes scat gibberish — "skabidibi doubidou bada boudi booo da bi doo bi do baaaba" with random sizes, CAPS, and sprinkled with jazz emoji. 🎸 Every image becomes a jazz-ska musician — ultra-realistic photos of dreadlocked, pork-pie-hatted sax players, trumpeters and bassists. 🥁 Every page plays music — ska tracks back-to-back, with scat vocals swelling in and out over the top. 💨 Every mouse click makes a noise — and farts drop in at random. 🎬 Every video gets a ska track layered on top of its own sound (yes, on top). 🟤 Brown stains, scattered all over the page, for good measure. Click the saxophone icon to turn it on. Click it again to turn it off — the page snaps right back to boring old human internet. There's a volume slider and a "mute all sound" switch in the popup for when you need to hear yourself think. No account. No sign-up. No data leaves your browser. Everything — every image, every sound — is baked into the extension.