PostToast — LinkedIn Cringe Detector

PostToast scores every LinkedIn post on a 0-10 cringe scale — in real time, as you scroll. Click any score badge to see the full breakdown: which signals fired, how many points each added, and why that post made you cringe. Humble brags, broetry, engagement bait, fabricated parables, hustle porn, corporate jargon — PostToast detects over 40 distinct cringe patterns. HOW IT WORKS • A score badge appears on every LinkedIn post in your feed • Click the badge to see the detailed signal breakdown • Scores update in real time as you scroll • Toggle on/off anytime from the extension popup • Copy Roast puts the formatted score on your clipboard • Copy Card captures the post plus the score strip, with names and faces blurred THE SCALE 0 — Genuine Human 3 — Getting Warm 5 — Half Bullshit 7 — Full Cringe 10 — Pure Uncut BS PRIVACY FIRST • Runs 100% locally in your browser • Zero data collection — no analytics, no tracking, no cookies • No external API calls — scoring and Copy Card run on your device • No account required • Scoring only runs on linkedin.com. Copy Card needs access to the current tab to capture the post locally. PostToast is a satirical entertainment tool using local pattern detection. For entertainment purposes. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by LinkedIn Corporation. LinkedIn is a registered trademark of LinkedIn Corporation.