Pachinkify

Pachinkify turns the page you're reading into a pachinko machine, Tokyo-parlour-at-night style. Click the icon: the lights go out, then every heading, image and button lights up as a neon tube. Those are your pins. Set the handle, hold SHOOT! and a stream of chrome balls pours out to knock the page down piece by piece — just like a real pachinko machine. - Each element crumbles into neon-edged tiles: every solid hit knocks off one to three, so big elements last longer. - Catch balls in the tulips to fill the 満開 gauge, then choose your moment: summon Manekaiju, a giant beckoning-cat kaiju holding a steel ball, who stomps in and brings the whole page down, followed by a parade of yōkai. - Arcade-anime scenes: kanji stamps, slow-motion リーチ, cut-ins, golden balls, and a page boss to beat. - 90-second games, a bonus for bringing the whole page down early, a neon score card to download, and a challenge link for your friends. Same site, same day, same tulips for everyone. - Challenge your friends in one click. - All sounds are synthesized live: the rattle of the balls, the Fever music, the final jingle. Press M to mute. - Seasonal themes, for example at Halloween. Respectful by design: - It only touches the tab you click, only after you click. - It never reads the page's text and never modifies the page. Press Esc and everything is exactly as it was. - No account, no analytics, no network requests. - A light and motion warning on first launch, and a Reduced effects switch (in the game and in the options), on by default when your system asks for reduced motion. Just for fun — no real money. Nothing to buy, no prizes.