Nag Tab

Every time you open a new tab, most extensions either show you a blank page or something trying to look pretty. Nag Tab does neither. It shows you the thing you said you'd do and haven't, and it's not going to be nice about it. Tell it what you're avoiding. It'll remind you with an actual sense of humor, not a generic guilt-trip quote every time you open a tab, until you either do the thing or mark it done. WHAT IT DOES • Tracks tasks you tell it you're avoiding, with an optional link to jump straight to the work • Roasts you about it on every new tab, pulling from a rotating bank of lines so it doesn't repeat itself constantly • Tracks streaks day to day, and actually celebrates when you finish something • Three tone settings: Savage, Dry, or Gentle Hype pick whichever version of "annoying" actually works on you • Jokes get refreshed periodically to stay current, not stuck repeating the same five lines forever WHAT IT DOESN'T DO • No account, no sign-up, no login • No data ever leaves your device — everything is stored locally in your browser • No ads, no tracking, no analytics • No API keys, no subscriptions, no "upgrade to premium" nag (ironic, we know) This is a small, honest tool: it holds onto exactly one thing the task you typed in and reminds you about it in a way that's actually funny instead of actually naggy. If you've ever needed someone to say "you said you'd do this three days ago" out loud, this is that, minus the awkward conversation with an actual person.