Conrad — The Consequences Eradicator

Conrad analyzes your social media posts before you hit publish. Get instant AI-powered risk, opportunity, and cringe analysis — right where you write. 🎩 Your personal posting butler Conrad is a British-polite, slightly neurotic AI butler who reviews your drafts and tells you what could go wrong (and right) before you post. No more "I wish I hadn't posted that" moments. 📊 What Conrad analyzes: Risk Scores: • Shitstorm Risk — Will this blow up in a bad way? • Cringe Factor — How embarrassing is this, really? • Legal Risk — Could this get you in trouble? • Career Impact — Green, yellow, or red for your professional reputation Opportunity Scores: • Viral Potential — Could this take off? • Authority Building — Does this establish expertise? • Engagement Prediction — How much interaction to expect 🌐 Works on 5 platforms: • LinkedIn — Catch career-ending posts before they happen • X (Twitter) — Measure viral vs. disaster potential • Bluesky — Check your tone for the new crowd • TikTok — Know before you go live • Instagram — Review captions before posting ⚡ How it works: 1. Open the Conrad side panel on any supported platform 2. Paste or type your post draft 3. Select platform and intent 4. Get instant scores, a witty summary, and actionable recommendations 🔒 Privacy first: • No data stored in the extension • Analysis happens via secure API • GDPR compliant — minimal data retention • Your posts are never used for training Available in English and German (Deutsch). Built by moinsen.dev — Hamburg, Germany.