Annoying Dino

**Updated** 2.0.0 is a rebuild. New motion system with real acceleration, a walk cycle locked to distance so the feet no longer skate, squash and stretch, and spring physics for the head and tail. New rigged artwork and five species. Eggs, pterodactyls and jokes reworked. Volcanoes, meteors, page interaction, the wardrobe, unlocks and the fossil-record stats are all new. Same three permissions as version 1.1.0 — nothing was added. 2.1 includes halloween inspired items to equipped and updated the joke card flipping bugs. 🦖 A DINOSAUR. ON YOUR WEBPAGE. WHY? BECAUSE HE CAN. Annoying Dino puts a mischievous animated dinosaur on any website you visit. He wanders around, chases your cursor, lays mysterious eggs, delivers dino joke cards, roars at nothing in particular, and occasionally takes a nap right in the middle of your reading. He also brought friends. 🦕 WHAT HE DOES: • Roams the page and leaves fading footprints wherever he stomps • Chases your mouse pointer — and when he catches it, he'll either CHOMP or tail-BONK you • Lays eggs. Some hatch into baby dinosaur friends who follow him around. Some are just yolk. • Wanders offscreen and returns carrying an original dino joke card (drag it anywhere, or close it) • Roars, chats, and naps with little speech bubbles • Gets bopped when you click him (he has opinions about this) • Occasional pterodactyl flybys, because the sky was feeling left out 🎩 DRESS HIM UP: Pick a hat from the popup — party hat, top hat, cowboy hat, crown, or horns. He wears it with dignity. Mostly. ⚙️ SETTINGS: Toggle sound effects, dinosaur friends, joke deliveries, and cursor chasing independently. All settings sync with your Chrome profile. 🖥️ HOW TO USE: 1. Visit any regular website (the dino can't roam Chrome system pages or a blank tab) 2. Click the Annoying Dino icon in your extensions bar and press "START DINO" 3. To send him away, press "VAPORIZE DINO" 🔊 SOUND NOTE: Browsers require you to interact with a page (click or press a key) before any extension may play audio — the dino's sounds kick in after your first click on the page. All sound and animation pause automatically when you switch to another tab. 🔒 PRIVACY: No data collection. No analytics. No network requests. Everything happens locally in your browser. See the privacy policy for details. 📅 VERSION HISTORY: === Version 1.0.0 === - Initial release: wandering, cursor chase (chomp/bonk), egg laying, hatching baby friends, pterodactyl flybys, joke card deliveries, five hats, speech bubbles, footprints, bop-on-click, per-feature settings Made with tiny arms and big dreams. #DHSeaDev