Amazon Dopamine Smash!

Impulse purchasing is not great for your financial well-being. But it's so fun! So, sure, you could install a plugin that enforces discipline. But who wants that? We want to save money and still click Buy Now on All The Things! This plugin boosts your Amazon Buy Now experience with the supportive celebration your dopamine-craving brain needs. Every time you smash that button, you'll get a confetti pop and positive affirmation that indulges your craving and praises your excellent eye for value and novelty. It also doesn't actually buy anything, which is where the tremendous cost-savings kick in. Research shows that clicking the Buy Now button actually provides most of the positive reward you get from the whole process. So we optimize that by boosting the reward and eliminating the guilt-riddled aftermath of the bank account hit and carbon debt of unneeded clutter making its way into your home. A real win-win!